It’s fine to say “Hey! Lets head off to the black stump, its only 500km (300 mi)” but what do you see?
Endless black top, other vehicles, dust, maybe a wallaby grazing on the side of the road?
Now I’ll be the first to admit it; none of my YouTube clips are going to win me any gongs. Nope, won’t win an Oscar, or a BAFTA, not even a Logie.
What’s that… a Logie?